Category Archives: Embarrassing Myself Daily
These boots were (not) made for walking (into work)
I work downtown in a very business(-looking) environment where every day around 9am, people flock to the building, men clad in suits and carrying briefcases and women clad in suits and…Ugg boots. Now, I’m not against Ugg boots. Not at … Continue reading →
It’s all roses and puppy dogs and ice cream over here!
As if the giving birth and all that weren’t bad enough, there seems to be a whole array of other very non-attractive things that happen to one’s body when one is, oh so blessedly, with child. Although I’m the one … Continue reading →
How to get clean clothes in 6.4 easy steps
Step 1a: Wear the same pair of pants every day for a month. 1b.: Spill tea, hot sauce, lotion, etc. on them (almost) every day. 1c.: Finally deem them Too Disgusting To Wear Without First Being Cleaned and toss them … Continue reading →
The relationship whisperer
My number three dream job, right behind Professional Makeup Try-er On-er and Professional Throw Away-er [of Other Peoples’ Crap] is Professional Matchmaker. For the record, I’ve been matchmaking – unprofessionally, of course – since before The Millionaire Matchmaker became a … Continue reading →
A Working Blog Post Title Production*
Contrary to my initial fears, my garden appears to be growing. The basil isn’t looking too hot – I fear the wicked winds out here might have carried most of the teeny-tiny basil seeds off into seed heaven – and … Continue reading →
Worst! Date! Ever!
I know I’ve discussed my abhorrence of online dating sites’ television commercials before, but I’m back to unload on you again. It’s not that I have anything against meeting people online – whatever works, works! – but I just hate … Continue reading →
Beware of super secret biker gangs
Chris and I met in a bar and while that story – our story, so to speak – certainly deserves a post of its own, this is actually the story of our first date. Or, was it our second date? … Continue reading →
Before Jersey Shore, The Hills & The City, there was*…
Have I ever told you about that one time I was on an MTV reality show? Actually, I know the answer to that. I haven’t. Up until now, I have preferred to push that memory to the back of my … Continue reading →
Apparently I cannot lead something to water, let alone make it drink
The other night I woke up in the middle of the night absolutely PARCHED (could it have been all that coffee and champagne?) In my late-night 10:30 PM stupor into bed, it seemed I had forgotten to bring a glass … Continue reading →
What’s the OPPOSITE of tooting one’s own horn?
All aboard Sarah’s Self-Deprecating Train! It’s first come, first served here at the Failure Express, so jump on, grab a seat, and enjoy the ride, will ya? First stop: Vlog-tarded. After my faithful Internet peeps encouraged me to vlog (vlog … Continue reading →
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