Boys

A phone conversation between Chris and his brother Calvin that I only heard one side of, yet knew exactly what they were talking about:

Chris: No! You didn’t!

Chris: That’s awesome!

Chris: Really?!

Chris: Are they those red ones?!

Chris: I bought those same ones at VONS! Did you get them at VONS?

Chris: I can’t wait to try mine!

Sarah to herself: They must be talking about chili peppers.

Sarah to Chris: Were you and Cal talking about peppers?

Chris: Yeah, he made pepper vodka and it was so hot, he had to throw it out. But we bought the same new kind of peppers!

Sarah: Of course you did.

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New and improved!

I edited this post to add a picture. Enjoy!

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For your consideration

In exactly eight posts after this one, I will be posting Blog Number One Hundred. To get inspiration about what I should post for the big one zero zero, I re-read some of my older “work” (hah.) I came across a few gems here and there, but what I really noticed was how much I tell my readers that I need to shower. I definitely knew I needed to shower more often than I do (you’ve been warned), but I didn’t know I was so open about it. Anyway, after much (read: no) deliberation, I decided to make a list, “100 Things About Sarah That You Never Wanted To Know And Probably Still Don’t Want To Know” or some such thing (I will try to come up with a wittier title) for my 100th post. I imagine somewhere on that list will be, “I don’t like to shower.” Be on the lookout…

In other news, Chris and I are getting hitched in 52 days. Yah-hoo!

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Viva la Oregon!

This past weekend, Chris and I trucked ourselves up to Oregon. Again. This time for Chris’s parents’ engagement party for us. It was a lot of fun, albeit a little different than my family reunions, as Chris has more first cousins that I have total family members. Luckily for me, our families are a lot alike, so I felt right at home. Thanks to Melisa and Jerry and the brothers and grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins and second cousins for making my first trip to Klamath Falls a memorable one! Oh, and thanks to Cousin Brant for letting me steal his pictures 😀 Oh yeah, and for those of you who I pimped my blog out to: Hi! It was for you and you alone that I watched my language in this post.

Family.
Nana, Sarah, Melisa
Beeeeerrrr…
He will ask me to take this one down, but I will leave it up anyway. Who wants to poke his dimple? I do! I do!
Cousins and grandparents and us.
Q: How big is Chris’s family? A: Ginormous.
Cousins. And Tim yawning.
If I had a dollar for ever picture Drew and I have like this, well, I’d have about ten dollars.
Sunglasses required. Know what I’m sayin?

Muy taliente. Not actually a word.

Hi Drew!
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What they don’t teach you in finishing school…

The following is a conversation between Chris and I that took place on Chris’s birthday a couple weeks ago. I neglected posting it right away because, well, I’ve been busy dammit!, and also because I didn’t want people to think I was copying Dooce. But you know what, I like to take my pants off too and there’s no shame in that, so I’m posting it!

Chris: [While ironing a shirt] Is this how I iron?

Me: I don’t know why you’re asking me, you know I can’t iron. That’s why God invented the drycleaners.

Chris: [Still ironing…] I think maybe I’m making it worse?

Me: I really don’t know why you’re doing that, I think it looks fine. Plus, it’s not like you’re trying to impress anyone.

Chris: But I like to impress you.

Me: You want to impress me, take your pants off.

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First thought: Desperately needs to eat a cheeseburger

A couple weeks ago, I went on a work trip to Washington, D.C., where I had the opportunity to meet Barack Obama. Even though he’s not my number one choice for President (although neither is John McCain), it was definitely a great experience and one that I am tucking away in the file cabinets of my brain under Shit to Remember to Tell Grandkids.

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Oh where oh where has Sarah gone?

With the recent lack of blogging on this blog, you’d think I was off in a laboratory somewhere, working on a cure for cancer or perhaps creating my very own Frankensarah. Alas, I have not. I’ve been around. Well, if “around” means in Oregon. You see, Chris’s 14+ hour workdays finally paid off, as he won a manager’s challenge at work, which turned out to be a vacation at Sun River Resort and Spa in Oregon. GIANT HAPPY FACE.

On Thursday morning, we said ¡Adios! to San Diego and headed up to the Northwest, and, I found, to Chris’s brutal allergies. Mental note: Think of allergy meds like Tums and bring them everywhere.

Thursday night (as well as every other freaking night, no I am not complaining) was spent indulging in a buffet dinner with Chris’s work peeps. I am generally not a fan of buffets and after three nights of them in a row, I’m reminded of why. I feel like a giant cow today. Whatever, I think the Bride Diet dictates that I cease eating soon, so I guess I can count this past weekend as my last meal before I become Skinny Woman Marrying.

If we could package and sell our adorableness, we’d be rich!
Okay, how friggin cute is that dress?
On Friday, I spent a GLORIOUS two hours at The Spa. I didn’t want to leave, which I have realized is my feeling about all spas in general. Thank you God, for inventing The Spa.

Now, before I get into Saturday’s festivities, I must give you some background. When we were planning our activities (we each got to choose two) for this trip, I thought it would be a good idea to choose The Spa (for me) and also something a little more “manly” for Chris. Wasn’t that thoughtful of me? Chris wanted to jump out of an airplane (shocker) and I said, Go ahead and have fun I’ll be at The Spa and no you are never getting me in one of those terrible planes again. Sadly for Chris, they cancelled the skydiving and so he chose the next best thing: the glider plane.

Anyway, for our second activity, I suggested ATVs. You know, they’re based on land, which appeals to this little delicate flower, but they also go fast, which is good for ole’ Evil Knievel over there. Well, I am happy to report that I can cross Ride ATVs off my list of Things To Do Before I Die. How come no one told me how dirty I’d get?! How come no one told me I’d be maneuvering this thing over ginormous rocks?! I think our tour guide dude could tell the kind of girl I am, because when I made it to the top of one of the giant hills, he clapped and gave me a thumbs-up. And he didn’t do that for anyone else. I checked. Thinking back, I guess it wasn’t sooooo terrible…The parts that were flat where I could go fast were pretty fun. Not fun, however, was blowing dirt out of my nose for two days straight. Ah, the things we do for love. Next year, being a wise old married woman and all, I’ll probably choose The Spa for both of my activities.

After the ATV experience, we headed over to where all the shops and restaurants are at Sun River and we were thrilled to stumble upon a Giant Wine Tasting Extravaganza where all the tastings were, like, a dollar! The wine and heat didn’t mesh well together, though, and we headed in for what turned out to be a four hour nap 😀

Vino!

On our last night there, after Buffet Numero Tres, we hung out at the bar and listened to live music and danced and lamented the fact that our vacation was almost over. And then we did what we always do, we took pictures of ourselves. And when the waitress asked if she could take one for us, we said No, we like the Hold The Camera Out And Take A Picture Of Ourselves method, thank you though.

Hey, open your eyes, Squinty.

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68 days

Whoa!

68 days?!

Dude.

Really?!

Wow.

Yes, I am now counting down the days. SHUT UP.

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May I have your attention, please?

It occurred to me a couple weeks ago that I haven’t given my newest cousin a proper Welcome to this World! via this blog. What a terrible cous-aunt I am! So, Micah, this one’s for you…

Micah Bryce was born April 21, 2008 and clocked in at 6 pounds, 9 ounces and 20 3/4 inches tall. His name means Who is Like God? and having lived my entire life with the middle name Michal, I have no clue what that means, but I do know that I love that name. So much so that I was thinking about naming my firstborn son Micah. My Aunt Leslie and Uncle Bryce beat me to it, but it’s all good…I’m just glad someone in our family has that name!

Micah, I’m sorry for being a slacker and forgetting to wish you a happy birthday, like, two and a half months ago. Your mom can attest to the fact that I’ve been a little busy and self-involved these days. She may remember that time I talked to her for 45 minutes and got off the phone without wishing her a happy birthday. Yeeeaaah. To my credit, I had just gotten engaged two days before, but still! Just terrible. You will learn about your mother that she is a wonderful and patient and loving woman. What a lucky boy you are.

Micah, I can’t wait to meet you at the wedding in 82 days! Be prepared to shake your groove thang! Oh, and what kind of beer do you like? I’ll make sure we have it on tap.

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Master Mary

This morning, Chris and I headed over to The Tractor Room, which is owned by the same guys who own Hash House A Go Go. If you’re a San Diegan (or my parents or Chris’s dad or Chris’s Nana or my friend Kim), then you’ve been there before, or you’ve at least heard of it. It’s like no other place I’ve ever been…the portions are so ridiculously big, that both restaurants need super-sized dishwashers in order to accommodate the extra large dishes and silverware they have to use. Plus, the food is bomb dot com…Claim Jumper cannot even compare.

Chris and I have been to Hash House several times, but never to The Tractor Room. A few months ago, I heard one of my favorite radio DJs talking about the Bloody Mary she had gotten there. Apparently, they served a piece of steak in it. I reported this information back to Chris. It was quite obvious we had to go try it out.

Sorry for the crummy quality of the picture; it was taken via cell phone. However, allow me to paint a picture of this fine breakfast salad with a straw for you: It begins with a healthy quantity of Belvedere Vodka. Then it gets The Tractor Room’s homemade Mary sauce. Then they stick in a skewer of filet mignon, cooked rare. Then they serve it to you on a platter, with more sauces, plus green beans, plus BLUE CHEESE STUFFED OLIVES. We about flipped our lids.
I don’t care that it was $20. It was served with my favorite brand of vodka and, umm, a piece of friggin steak! It was sooo worth it. Plus I didn’t need to eat breakfast, so I think that’s pretty economical, right?

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