Well crap. I said I was going to let you know the final results of my supah scientific experiment and then I never did! And now it’s been so long, who really cares, right? (YOU care. I know you care.)
So! Onto the final results!
The quicker route(s)…
…The answer to which you’ve all been waiting for for weeks…
…How have you managed to go on living your life without knowing?…
…Is…
…Door #1!
The door I’ve been using for two years! (Can we all just breathe a giant sigh of relief that I’ve been using the most efficient route this whole time? WHEW. Life can continue to go on.)
Final times:
Door #1 AM: 04:41.3
Door #1 PM: 03:59.8
Door #2 AM: 04:47.3
Door #2 PM: 04:08.6
So that was fun. Or something. In any event, now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
You crack me up!