Category Archives: Embarrassing Myself Daily
Happy Thanksgiving! Several days ago…
First of all, I need to apologize for my lack of blogging. I don’t know why I am even bothering apologizing for that. I mean, how many times have I apologized for that here and yet I NEVER end up … Continue reading →
I once ate so much gouda I puked
It was June…or maybe July…or it could’ve been August Summer 2004 and I had just arrived in Madrid, Spain. If you’ve ever been to Spain, then you know there are about two things you can eat there on the cheap: … Continue reading →
How to impress your in-laws
The scene: We’re playing Taboo this past weekend with Chris’s parents and two of his brothers. Chris is my partner. Chris: Okay. It’s something you do when you’re bored on the couch. Me: Have sex! Chris: No, knitting. Oops.
Happy Sunday
Ah, Sunday. The Day Of Rest. You know, you can get away with very little on Sundays… Should I shower? Meh, why bother, I’ll just be showering again tomorrow morning. Should I brush my teeth? Probably, but then my mimosa … Continue reading →
She sure is handy in the kitchen! Hardy-har-har…
All day today I thought about this great dinner I was going to make and how I was going to take pictures! and then blog about it! Unfortunately, when I got home from working out, I was pretty hangry and … Continue reading →
I love mornings!
Especially when I get to spend most of my morning cleaning coffee grounds! Hasn’t this happened to me before, you ask? Yes well, obviously only a select few of us are blessed with such impressive clumsiness…
A problem
I have this new, annoying, somewhat stressful dilemma in my life these days: I cannot get gas. Err, for my car, that is. I imagine most people probably have their two “go to” gas stations, one near home and one … Continue reading →
Fitting into the “old lady” role quite nicely
I threw my back out sneezing last night. Sneezing. How sad is that?
I think I left my brain in Mexico…
A coffee filter… …is sometimes necessary……in order to properly brew coffee. I was lucky to salvage this.
What they don’t teach you in finishing school…
The following is a conversation between Chris and I that took place on Chris’s birthday a couple weeks ago. I neglected posting it right away because, well, I’ve been busy dammit!, and also because I didn’t want people to think … Continue reading →