One year

Look! We’re “cartooned”!

One year ago today, I met the boy I’m gonna marry (I’m singing that one song right now, can you tell? No? What, was I not specific enough? You know! That one song.) Who would have thought one night (of many, many nights) at Lucy’s would lead to ALL THIS?! Sometimes I still can’t believe it myself! Ah, but lucky me, ’tis true. So, in the spirit of the occasion, I’m going to tell you how meeting this fella has enriched my life in just the short span of one year. Can you imagine what this blog post will be like in five years? Or, holy shit, in like 50?! Wow, I am one lucky lady!

So, in case you didn’t already know, I am not necessarily an easy girl to handle. I wear my high-maintenance hat proudly, though. Sure, I can be a little bratty at times, but by God, at least I own it! What’s great for me is that Chris always seems to play it off like it’s his pleasure to deal with me. What’s even better is that I really think he feels it is his pleasure. Awesome. Now, this is not to say that he doesn’t get a little brat-tastic his own self every once in awhile. But I definitely take the cake on this one and it’s nice to know that even on my worst days, Chris thinks I’m fabulous.

I can also be somewhat clumsy, forgetful, absent-minded, a ding-bat, you get the idea. There are times I can tell that if it were anyone but me, say, losing his camera by putting it in his own bag, and then finding it, and then losing it again last night, he might freak out. But if it’s me doing that, then he just tells me it’s fine, it’s no biggie, it’ll be okay. P.S. I’m hoping his camera is at Viv’s house, and not stolen by one of the fine patrons at Lucy’s. P.S.S. I am typing this blog from Chris’s computer right now, as I so lovingly threw mine across the room earlier, shattering the screen. Remember that part about clumsy? Yeeeaaahhh…

Chris just tried to lean over and read this, but I wouldn’t let him. He asked if I was posting “rugged and manly” things about him. I obviously am [not], so he asked that I post something rugged and manly. So, here goes R&M. He’s a car man. He changes the oil in my car and puts “wash cars” on the “Fun” portion of our Weekend To Do List. He’s even changed the axles and brakes on my car! He’s changed the oil in my friends’ cars. It’s nice to know that I’ve got a knowledgeable guy on my side whenever I need my car fixed or if I ever F-ing when I buy a new car.

Food. I don’t think this takes much explanation. I gained 40 pounds when Chris and I started dating. Yup, you read that right. Four to the zero. HAPPY POUNDS! The other night we were making dinner and Chris asked if what I thought about blue cheese green beans and I was all, “I was just going to ask you the EXACT SAME THING.” I couldn’t imagine being with someone who doesn’t love food as much as I do. Life is just better with good food and a good person to share it with.

A random smattering: He thinks pretty much anything I say is hilarious. I mean, it probably is, but you know 😉 He’s taught me more about music than I ever thought I’d know (but always wanted to.) He doesn’t care what anyone thinks, even when I’m doing that bad white chick dance, while rapping [poorly] to Snoop Dogg. He can quote movies like no one else I know, which is saying a lot, considering the crowd I run with (Jen, Michelle, I’m talking about you.) There are probably a thousand and ten more things I like about the dude, but I better save some of them for that 50 year post. In closing, though (and in the words of Bridget Jones – I told ya, we’re movie quoters!), he likes me just as I am. Not thiner. Not cleverer. Not with slightly bigger breasts or a slightly smaller nose. I. Am. Lucky.

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Diversity: An old, old wooden ship

A couple months ago, when Chris moving in, I was unpacking his books and putting them with mine and I couldn’t help but laugh. Although only one of the books in this stack is Chris’s (gee, can you guess which one?), I still think it’s a good example of what a nice balance the two of us are. Also, it gives me hope that when we have kids, we’ll raise diverse, accepting, and enlightened children. Now, please excuse me, I have to go throw up a little bit.

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Le flu

Guess who’s sick again?! That would be me. Only this time, it’s not a cold. Oh, no, it’s the flu! Y to the A to the Y.

My head hurts. My tummy hurts. My muscles feel like I just worked out. But I totally didn’t.

Patti from “Millionaire Matchmaker” just said that when one of her girls is having a bad sales month, it’s like an infectious disease and everyone needs to rally around the “person who’s got the flu.” I am not entirely sure that analogy made any sense whatsoever, because, well, I have the flu and no one is rallying around me (and why would I want them to? I don’t want my loved ones getting sick too!), but I appreciate her being supportive of my being sick. Thanks Patti. But maybe just stick to the matchmaking?

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32E

I have been traveling. I’ve been sick. I’ve been traveling some more.

A recap:

Last Friday afternoon, we headed up to Big Bear for my “birthday” weekend o’ snowboarding and it was a TON of fun! Even though everyone got lost (or had a motorcycle blow up) getting to the cabin, it was by the grace of God that we all made it in once piece. Thank you God. We hit the slopes on Saturday morning and I pretty much rocked the shit out of that snow like I was a professional. Except when I tried to stand up. Or go downhill. Or turn right. Hah. But really, I definitely got a lot better, except for that whole turning right business. AND I had bruises on my knees to prove how difficult it was for me to turn right. Also, contrary to what Chris thinks, I do like snowboarding with him, I just get frustrated and cranky when I can’t “get” something right away, ’cause, ya know, I am like so great that I’m used to getting everything naturally on the first try. Hee hee hee…

I wish I could say there there are pictures from Big Bear, but there are not. (Actually, Carrie Barrie Harrie Larrie should have a couple cute ones on her camera; I need to ask her to email them to me.) BUT, Chris’s camera got misplaced or stolen or something (I have my theories), so there are no pictures of the two of us 🙁

Saturday night, while sitting on the couch in the cabin, chit-chatting with my sweet Michelle, the floodgates of my nose opened and the sore throat that I’d had all week decided to turn into a full-fledged cold. I begged and pleaded to Chris to just leave me on the couch to sleep, but the dude forced me to get up, take out my contacts, and go to bed. Was he protecting himself from the Wrath of Sarah? Probably.

We packed up and left early on Sunday morning and after being stopped going down the mountain by a friggin TREE that had fallen across the road, and then after stopping in Perris to pee but then finding that the wind had knocked the power lines down and I’d have to pee in the dark and we all know that wasn’t going to happen, and then stopping to pee in some other city in Riverside County, AND THEN getting home, unpacking, and returning the rental car, I passed out at 7:30 PM. I was awakened at 4:30 AM by a call from a brother who shall remain nameless. Thanks for calling and waking us up, Timmy. It’s cool, I had to get up at 5:00 AM anyway, so really, what’s the extra half hour?

Monday was summed up as such: Head cold + Washington D.C. + meetings = Me saying over and over, “No no, I’m not sick, I’m just getting over a little something.”

Tuesday: We were in an elevator in one of the House buildings and some guy, likely a Congressman or someone who aspires to be a Congressman, walked on board and the guy next to him asked how he was doing, and the Congressman/Wannabe Congressman said, “Exceptionally well.” Ew. Ick. Stereotype! Stereotype! It was really pretty awful. “Exceptionally well.” Ew, I totally can’t get over the ickiness of it all.

Today: I’m home. I’m home, I’m home, I’m home! YAY! But where is my fella? He’s gone too and not home until tomorrow and of course, as luck (or lack thereof) would have it, I have a dinner tomorrow night!

Notes to self re: traveling, whatnot, such:

– Bring laptop when traveling. Yes, you will become “that person” when going through the security lines, but everyone is “that person” now, so F it!

– Don’t fly out of Reagan National going home, even if it means that you don’t have to take a cab all the way to Dulles. You always have to fly through Chicago and you always have a delayed flight when flying through Chicago.

– Don’t bring a 759 page book. It’s heavy. Sidenote: I finally finished “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”! Finally.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering about the 32E, well, if you haven’t figured it out by now, that was my seat assignment going home today. It was the BEST ONE EVER. NOT. I had two children behind me, screaming and kicking the back of my seat. It was simply delightful.

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“F-ing” Hilarious!

Umm, even Josh Groban was in this…You can’t beat that! P.S. If you’re easily offended or at work, don’t watch this.

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Maybe We Watch Too Much TV?

Chris’s favorite commercial: “You lint-licker!”

And mine: “I’m hungry.”

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Did you know your foot’s as big as your arm, from your elbow to your wrist?

There have been a few significant changes since my last post, so I thought I’d fill you all in on what’s going on in my life. Now that I think about it, though, there’s been only one real change. Eh, whatever.

Numero uno! I have a new roommate! He’s tall and a good cook and I get to make out with him. Chris knows about him, though, so it’s not awkward 😉

Numero dos! We have cable and DVR! Yessss! Can you believe it? What’s strange, though, is it’s been stuck on the Food Channel since we got it. We should probably call the cable company about that. Actually, I just found “Pretty Woman” on TNT. Score. And yes, I own that movie on VHS, SHUT. UP.

Numero tres! We have started personal training with Kiva’s boyfriend Adam! I had my first real session tonight and Chris is there right now. We are going to get all kinds of buff/hotter-than-we-already-are for the wedding! I’m practically busting out of my shirt right now, my muscles are so big. I don’t know if you heard, but I did over a thousand. It’s boring, but it’s a part of my life. P.S. When you see Adam at the wedding, make sure to ask him to do the splits while he’s on the dance floor. He is – HANDS DOWN – the best white dude dancer. Ever.

Numero…My high-school Spanish is failing me…Quatro! Numero quatro! I turn 25 on Tuesday. Oh. My. God.

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You’ve GOT to be kidding me [but a woo-hoo! at the end…]

Pardon the F-bomb, but Bed, Bath, and Beyond can KISS MY FUCKING ASS. I won’t even get into what or why or HOW, but needless to say, WE ARE DONE REGISTERING. FINALLY. Argh.

The woo-hoo! part: In other, more exciting news, Chris is moved in to my place! Kinda. All his stuff, sans clothes, is here, filling up every square inch of the apartment (my roommate is not gone till the end of this week.)

I need a shower.

P.S. A big “Thanks!” goes out to Mother Nature for giving us sun from the hours of 10:00 AM until 3:00 PM today. I see those clouds starting to roll back in…

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Casual china, my ass

Per my last blog: We had to remove some items from the wedding registry, because we found out that the place-setting we registered for is actually “casual china,” which means that although it’s super-cute and very un-china-looking, you cannot microwave or dish-wash it. GIANT SIGH. So. I removed ALL the place settings, save for a platter and a salad bowl, which are just too cute not to have AND ALL the matching kitchen accoutrement. We will try to make it back to Bed, Bath, & Beyoooond this weekend to re-register for the things that took us hours to register for last weekend. No, I’m not bitter. Regardless, if you want to view the other awesome things we registered for, click here!

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Jumping on that wedding-planning wagon…

In between Sacramento; Washington, D.C.; the flu; two trips to Bed, Bath, & Beyond; and countless hours trying to talk Chris out of decide if we need a deep-fried-fatty fryer; Chris and I are officially registered! Check out our list here!

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