My girl Kristen posted this earlier today and because I basically live for movie quotes, I thought I’d shamelessly steal it for my own blog. So, here you go. The Movie Quote Game!
The rules:
- Pick 10 (or so) of your favorite movies
- Find, remember, or look up a quote from each movie
- Post them here for everyone to guess
- Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie
- NO googling or cheating by doing an online search. Cheaters never prosper (well, sometimes they do. But don’t cheat!)
- Commenters should share the fun and only guess one movie (on the first try — if you come back and you know one that still hasn’t been chosen, knock yourself out)
Aaaaand go:
1. “Here’s the deal. I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” A fellow Talladega Nights fan, I see! Nice work, Vicki! And remember, these colors don’t run.
2. “I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it.” Jen, when I bring an OD-ing bitch to your house, I’ll give her the shot. (Pulp Fiction.)
3. “Richard, who’s your favorite Little Rascal? Alfalfa? … Or is it SPANKY?” Tommy Boy! One of my favorite movies! Nicely done, Angela!
4. “I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his ‘uge pillow.” Megan got this one – So I Married An Axe Murderer – and yes, where IS Mike Myers now?
5. “I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.” MamaBub got this one – Wedding Crashers!
6. “I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.” Compelling and rich, Kerri Anne. You and Anchorman are compelling and rich.
7. “Wow, I didn’t know we’d become such good friends, because if we had, you’d know that I give head before I give favors and I don’t even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim.” Well played, Jess, well played. I thought for sure NO ONE would guess the movie Go.
8. “Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.” Because I was a little slow with the updating, I’ll call this one a tie between Jennie and Sarah … Clueless!
9. “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Go fuck yourselves.” My BFF’s husband Matt guessed this correctly. It’s Catch me if you Can!
10. “Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor – heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand … BLECH.” Go, Ashley! It’s from A Christmas Story, natch.
* 11. Raven/Blackbird also got this one correct. She’s totally my Ricky Bobby soulmate.
4. Go
Oh, I WANT to know these… but I don’t. Lame. And so early in our relationship for you to discover my lameness. (Do I get bonus points if I tell you that my REAL name is Sarah? Which reminds me, we should compare middle names sometime, because I firmly believe that all Sarah’s have either Anne, Marie, or Elizabeth as their middle name.)
You and I being movie quote soul mates, I’m not surprised to see some of your favorite movies are some of my favorite movies, and while I could totally guess multiples, I shall not break the rules, and so: Number six is Anchorman.
“Great story. Compelling, and rich.”
Oops! I mean #7 is Go. Dang it! Having to re-type my answer threw me off.
#2 Pulp Fiction! (GREAT scene, too.)
I think I know at least a few more, but I’ll follow the rules …
And I totally thought I was losing my mind for a minute there when Raven first said #4 is Go. I was all, “Say whaaat?” Ha! I know SEVEN of these. And it’s very hard to keep my mouth shut. But shut it shall stay. (This game is SO FUN.) #easilyamused
#4! So I Married an Axe (Ax?) Murderer! Oh, Mike Myers. Where are you now?
Dude, I even know 11 (this thing goes to ELEVEN) I am so a movie quote whore.
How has no one claimed Clueless yet!
#5 Wedding Crashers.
No. 8 = “Clueless”
Oh, man, I came in too late. I knew 5 and 8 immediately! Great list!
#10 is A Christmas Story. Awesome.
Ooh ooh 1) is Ricky Bobby: the ballard of Talladega Nights
One of my favourite movies of all time! Also, I have nearly all of these films on dvd, so I’m loving your picks!
Oops, I meant Talladega Night: the ballard of Ricky Bobby! I got carried away by my excitement!
#3 is Tommy Boy. Fat guy in a little coat! My husband watches this movie everytime it is on.
Haha! YES!
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.